Amateur Winos

“The Gevrey, from the Champs-Cheny lieu-dit just below Charmes-Chambertin, has typical Gevrey savage strawberry aromas. In the mouth, the wine shows good grip and concentration with wild red currant fruit, depth, and length.”

Don’t understand a word of that? It’s OK, because neither do we! Welcome to Amateur Winos, a haven for those who love wine, but have neither the time, money, or patience to make it a legitimate hobby.

As fellow amateur winos, our mission is to provide you with simple yet comprehensive wine reviews, but without all of the hoity-toity language, science terminology, and French. We promise we will never talk to you about different kinds of dirt and will most definitely never say the word “earthy.”