Sweet Bitch, Merlot, 2010

0/5 $9.99

Save your money and go get a non-fat frozen yogurt. This wine is branded well and even convinced me to buy it with those innocent looking eyes and witty name. This sweet bitch is horrible. If you are immature enough to be fooled by this well branded swill – like me – then you might be a pre-pubescent teen with a fake id. In which case, enjoy it! I hesitate to even refer to this concoction as a merlot, as it has none of the typical characteristics. Drinking this wine made me think of a cannibalistic gummy bear who threw up in a glass. It was so bad I immediately went back to the store for a different bottle.

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The Swill

Author:The Swill

You know the burnt-out entrepreneur in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to himself? Nice to meet you, too. I recently gave up my day job so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
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