Primarius, Pinot Noir

A step up from Franzia, the Primarius Pinot Noir (2009) has a kid’s juice box sensation followed by a sting from the playground bully. It certainly makes you feel a step above sipping wine out of a solo cup, but can’t be relied on as the sole source of liquid courage throughout the evening. Overall, it lacks any type of character and isn’t worth the extra $5 bill. Talk about a wasted hangover!

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The Swill

Author:The Swill

You know the burnt-out entrepreneur in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to himself? Nice to meet you, too. I recently gave up my day job so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
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